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Reliable Sitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Found her on Angie's List. She's quiet, great with kids, and we can pay her in goats!"

[via Browsa]

Posting Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2013 at 1:00PM

Who says a well-built fence isn't a more reliable babysitter than that trampy girl who laughs at everything your husband says? 

[via Izismile]

He Hasn't Moved In 48 Hours

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Swear to God, we went to Vegas for the weekend and all we had to do was empty his shitter when we got home."

[via The Chive]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Royal Babysitter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 26, 2013 at 12:00PM

royal babysitter

The Royal Baby was born at 8 pounds… That's like 12 dollars in American baby.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.















Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Royal Babysitter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 22, 2013 at 4:00PM

the royal babysitter

The first official duty of Will and Kate's baby is a cameo in The Hangover 4.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Peter Macdiarmid/Staff/Getty Images]