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The good news? Her haircut's not permanent.

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Great, now I'm searching the internet for a black Michael Jackson shaved into a white guy's head.

[via The Chive]

Yes- cancel my appointment with Little Dick Who Never Leaves.

[via The Clearly Dope]

And quit showing off- my blow jobs are free too.

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Now all you need are hangers. And a Trapper Keeper.

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Here ya go, Rene. And no need to pleasure me. Gotta keep you WITards happy.

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"Don't bother me now, ring!  I'm having the best sex of my life!"

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If he wanted it to be really authentic, he'd be able to peel that tat off and stick it on the front of his bedroom door to piss off his parents.

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What did Ray Romano ever do to you??

Oh, never mind.  I forgot about Everybody Loves Raymond.

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Sure, you got them back where they belong, but they're just standing around!  Dinner ain't gonna cook itself.  Let's get to work, ladies.

And would it kill you to make some hors d'oeuvre for while we wait?

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