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Super Cool Backpack Idea

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Unless it's actually filled with Frosted Flakes…

Then it's just a super awkward way to carry around your breakfast.

[via Reddit]

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This Guy Knows Women

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 14, 2011 at 11:00AM

This is actually brilliant.  How else are women supposed to know you are trying to succeed with them?  This is like a badge that says, I am desperate.

He might not get his pick of the litter.  But if he lowers his standards just a huge amount, he'll score some equally desperate tail.

[via Someecards]

Which One of You DUDES Stole This Kid's Backpack?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 5, 2010 at 11:00AM

Hey kid, I'll tell you why someone stole your backpack.  It's because you are obviously a spoiled, overprivileged little mama's boy who needed a dose of reality.

I feel for ya, kid.  I really do.  But life in the real world isn't always as sweet as Halloween candy.

It stings now, but you'll get over it.  And you'll be a better person for it.

P.S.  How do I turn on your PSP?

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