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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• James Franco is hilarious. I'm laughing at him, not with him.
• I Fucked My Aunt feat. T-Pain is an actual song. Guess what it's about!
• This guy is my personal hero. Seriously nailed it.
• Kobe Bryant tweeted a photo of his achilles surgery and now my feet hurt.
• Bacon hot dogs are here in time for summer. Meat in meat. Yum.
• Dr. Dre and Jimmy Iovine just gave USC $70 million dollars. Hell yes, Fight On.
• Here are 26 excellent faceplants, because injury is hysterical unless it happens to you.
• This is a weird video. But I think you'll like it.
• So what ARE the benefits of an orgasm? Besides orgasming, obviously.
• DJs complaining really made my day. You spoiled little fucks.
• BONUS LINK: Adriana Lima's Instagram. Gotta keep my ducklings happy.

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Hey, how's your Doritos Locos Taco? (Pussy.)

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Woman who flipped off Noah may or may not have killed her husband. What a bad ass bitch. 
• Manti Te'o's fake girlfriend made Maxim's Hot 100. Sexiest pile of air ever.
• Here's Quentin Tortellini. Yeah THAT JUST HAPPENED.
• Women's POV is basically lots of titties. Who's excited for summer Instagrams?!
• 24 Facebook fails. Is "everyone who shares their political beliefs in their status" on there?
• Moms eat for free at Hooter's on Mother's Day. 'Cause why spend money on her, ya know?
• CNN anchors talk via satellite in the same parking lot. Busted.
• 105-year-old woman thinks she's alive because of bacon. Don't let me live to 100. It looks really scary.
• An owl loves a dog. Also that owl is fucking HUGE.
• And a mom went to WebMD instead of the hospital after her son got shot. Symptoms point to the flu.

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I couldn't find any gingerbread, but I WAS able to slaughter 17 animals.

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Which pig wronged you, Grandma?

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Now you can play "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" by Googling a celebrity's name along with the words "bacon number."

Yes, the fun bar game you and friends love can now be done at home alone in front of your computer, like everything else in your sad life. Thanks Google!

[Via The Daily What]

Burger King's summer menu is here! And there's a bacon sundae on it. I'm serious.

Which is just what I need to beat the heat- chunky meat flavored ice cream.

But what I'm scratching my head about most, is why I've never thought of bacon with chocolate syrup before. I'm a failure to the stoner community.

[via Gawker]

4/20 seems as good a day as any to post this video of a Japanese man eating a Whopper with 1,050 pieces of bacon on it.

If you are what you eat, he is fat.

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He's not even a student there. Fucking Bisquick guerilla marketing.

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And by "dessert" I mean "lunch". Because why would you need to eat anything else ever when the Bacon Shake exists? You've got your milk, your fruit, and your protein all in one cup.

You're not even reading this anymore. Utah! Get me two!

[Eater via BWE]