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10 Valentine's Gift Ideas

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's Valentine's Day! That extra-special holiday when you really take the time to consider the one you love… while hastily buying roses from that guy with the limp who sets up on the shoulder of a highway off-ramp.

But if you really want to impress your lover this year, a truly unique gift is in order. For example, why not spice things up in the ol' boudoir by branding your Valentine's supple behind with a scorching hot poker? Sexy, right?

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Sold!

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 4, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you're trying to kidnap adult males, this is the equivalent of a van full of candy.

[via Break]

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10 Special Thanksgiving Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 22, 2013 at 3:00PM

Prepare your gaping gullets, you disgusting monsters! Thanksgiving is nearly upon us. Yes, we know it's actually a holiday meant to celebrate the pilgrims giving the natives syphilis (or something like that), but let's be honest, these days it's really all about football, shame-eating, and apparently dressing your helpless pets in unforgivably embarrassing, tiny costumes. God bless us, everyone!

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Catching A Case Of Drive-Thru Rage

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 18, 2013 at 10:00PM

 

Nothing says my wife left and took the kids like dinnertime verbal abuse to fast food employees.

I'm assuming after the video stopped he screamed at the camera guy for his vertical recording incompetence.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 28, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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