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One day he'll lose the weight and we'll pretend they're Coke Zeros.

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He lost his actual dick in 'nam.

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

Finally an answer to the age old debate of whether it's a rabbit or a face: it's a nipple.

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What's awesome about it is they can weave in between traffic.

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The good news? Her haircut's not permanent.

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• This week's Web Redemption was the Ventriloquist Fail (above)
• We witnessed a high flying slap
• A kid turned out to be a bad boxer in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel proved he can do better than nine putts.

Great, now she'll never be able to wear her hair up on the first date.

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Her boyfriend's dick is a celery stick.

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I can't believe my dad got a tattoo!

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