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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

I Think It's A Metaphor

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 3, 2013 at 12:00PM

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Ah, the Lohan family crest.

[via Ugliest Tattoos]

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Get It? Because Of His Fat Gross Beer Belly.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 23, 2013 at 4:00PM

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One day he'll lose the weight and we'll pretend they're Coke Zeros.

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Cool Tattoo. I Like The Veins.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 20, 2013 at 10:00AM

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He lost his actual dick in 'nam.

[via Barstool]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 4:30PM

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

[photo via HommeMystere]

I Bet That Tattoo Never Even Happened

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 10:00AM

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Finally an answer to the age old debate of whether it's a rabbit or a face: it's a nipple.

[via Izismile]

Those Things Are Meant For Any Kind Of Bike, Right?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 12:00PM

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What's awesome about it is they can weave in between traffic.

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'The Power Of Dreams' Indeed!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2013 at 12:00PM

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The good news? Her haircut's not permanent.

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 6, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Oh, Ana. Poor, Poor Ana.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 28, 2013 at 10:00AM

Great, now she'll never be able to wear her hair up on the first date.

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An Angel Got Her Wings

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 20, 2013 at 4:00PM

Her boyfriend's dick is a celery stick.

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