bad acting

I say we take back Angelina's Oscar, shatter it into pieces, and divvy 'em up among these ladies.

[via DoucheChillz]

Nicolas Cage will lose his shit.

Four episodes of Tosh.0 start TONIGHT at 8:00pm on Comedy Central!

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Any doubts about Chris Klein's superb talent were dismissed after seeing his audition for Mamma Mia (which is still one of my all-time favorite things ever).

Chris doesn't just read lines. He lives and breathes his characters.

Today, we can bask in Chris Klein glory with this ingenious montage of his acting in Street Fighter.

I contacted Chris' agent for a comment on this video, which is widely being mocked today (on other blogs, not here). And he said, "Well at least my client speaks! I can't say the same for his mute co-star."

[via Gawker]

When the leaked Mamma Mia audition tape made its rounds a bunch of people tried to say it was fake.

Many commented that there was no way Chris Klein's bulging eyes were anything but a joke. But I knew deep in my heart of hearts that the audition tape was real and I am submitting this clip from Caught In The Crossfire as evidence.

At least watch past the one minute mark when bulgy-eyed Chris Klein comes out to play.

That's Chris Klein acting, you guys! That's his go-to "acting" "technique".

[via NY Mag]

I love '90s educational videos because the acting is always over-the-top. Like in this video where I'm pretty sure the hacker thinks he's actually making a porno.

"Oh, I get it. I'm pretending to be a hacker to get into women's houses."

"No, Andy. This is really an educational film about hacking."

"Right…hacking."

If you simply replace what he's saying with what he's thinking, his tone makes much more sense.

You might as well give me the keys to the front door, I'm going to get into your system (pants).

I'm going to get my hands on your data (boobs).

I'll probably have more access to more areas of your computer network (body) than most employees (your husband).

And trust me, I'm going to take advantage of it (you).

"That's great, Andy. Maybe be a little less creepy this take because the point is that you seem trustworthy."

"Totally. Got it. Should we do this one with my pants off?"

[via EIT]

If you're looking for a reason to be happy that Jay Leno is back hosting The Tonight Show starting this coming Monday, our friends at Everything Is Terrible have just the video for you.

They've edited together only the best moments of Jay's direct-to-video disaster Collision Course, leaving us with the lesson that at least Leno wasn't forced back into a life of acting.  It's something we can all be thankful for.

I can't picture Jay Leno as a cop, either.  Wouldn't the bad guys always be screaming, "Aim for his chin!  You can't miss!"?

At least Conan never claimed he could act.  Actually, I think he pretty staunchly insisted he couldn't act.  I prefer my comedians lacking of self-confidence.

Defamer posted this video of some fun-loving party people celebrating the release of Windows 7 just as comfortably as anyone could. If Microsoft wants people will have Windows 7 release parties, this isn't the way to do it. It's looks about as fun as Thanksgiving at my in-laws'.

Watching this makes me proud I own a Mac. I'll take Justin Long and John Hodgman over this tomfoolery any day.

And really, Microsoft, an old lady at your "party?" Please. The most technologically advanced thing that lady uses is the Clapper, and you know it.