bad commercials

I am fairly confident that this is the best Australian Souvlaki Restaurant TV Commercial Featuring A Guitar-Playing CGI chimp you'll see all day.

[via CollegeHumor]

Uh-oh. Valentine?s Day is only 3 days away and you still haven?t purchased a present for your long-distance lover! What will you do?

Why not order that special someone the equivalent of a seatbelt wearing Mickey Mouse gloves?

Show them how much you care with a HUG-E-GRAM!

It?s the most uncomfortable kind of hug because it never, ever ends!

Aaand?.in case your valentine lives out of your cell phone provider?s coverage area, you can record an original, heart-warming message like, ?Happy Valentine?s Day, honey? and you won't even have to call.

You probably think it can?t get any better. But it does. Because they?ll even throw in a dozen wooden flowers.

Nothing says ?I love you? like a weight-lifting belt, a prerecorded message, and a couple sticks of lumber.

[via Videogum]

Who needs cash for gold when you've got CATS for gold?

This fake site is perfect for my Great Aunt Pattie — if she knew how to use the Internet. Why be an eccentric millionaire when you could be an eccentric cat lady? Gold can't ignore you and pee all over your fine linens!

You've got to bring your old relatives over to the computer at Thanksgiving and try it on them. If anything, it's worth a laugh or two.

[via reddit]