We have seen some great potential Valentine’s Day gifts while scouring the Internet this week. Fellow blogger Joselyn brought you the Shit Bitch You Is Fine Bear. Yesterday, I shared news that (finally!) you can send a seatbelt with Mickey Mouse gloves to your long-distance flame.
But today, today I have come across the ULTIMATE Valentine’s Day gift.
Cancel the flower arrangement. Return the candy hearts.
And order My New Pink Button for your lady before it’s too late!
Like the name suggests, My New Pink Button is a “simple to use Genital Cosmetic Colorant that restores the “Pink” back to a Woman’s Genitals”. Sounds simple enough, right? It even comes in four different shades!!!
For only $29.95 you can say, “I’m no longer interested…”, “Remember when you were younger?”, and “Let's get a divorce” all at the same time! Order yours today!
[via Bits & Pieces]