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Ever help a friend move all the way to heaven?

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All right. Your permanent decision-making privileges have been revoked.

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We have literally no opinion on whether or not you should do this. But if you choose to, also send us the video.

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Tyler Perry's remake of Memento looks really good.

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What's even stupider is the tattoo of his leg on his dick.

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Hey, my eyes are up here.

No, not there. On the other side of my head.

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Some crazy European thought it was a good idea to tattoo 152 Facebook profile pictures on her arm.

My biggest problem with this is that my Facebook friend group is ever-changing. If you post too many pictures of your Ultrasounds, I'll cut you off.

So I can't imagine how anyone would want to commit to 152 Facebook friends. And their current profile pictures.

What if one of your friends had just discovered this Tosh.0 blog post? You'd be stuck with the unicorn petting a cat on your arm forever!

Actually, that's probably the best-case scenario.

I'd consider getting 152 pictures of that on my arm.

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And Chris Pine thought he was stuck with his bad decision.

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Has anyone ever told you that your vagina reminds them of Longhorn Steakhouse?

Just wondering.

I'm guessing you think this tattoo is beautiful too. So we know what that says about your vagina.

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