bad ideas

Do you guys have an Asian version for my infant son?

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Quick weight loss tip: take off your baby before you work out.

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It's actually painful to be the next person to date her.

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Hey, Internet, just because you have an "idea," does not mean you have a "good idea."  For instance, sucking on a bottle of hot sauce.

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"And that's how the Tosh.0 blog killed my brother."

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"Maybe you should just be one of those indoor kids that reads."

The only thing better than one Tosh.0 video is a bunch of Tosh.0 videos that play in a row. That's why every Friday we're going to bring you a new playlist of your favorite clips.

Today's playlist is Bad Ideas. Click the link to watch a bunch of stupid people make a bunch of stupid decisions.

Many people are upset over a tweet @Entenmanns sent out this afternoon. The thing is, #notguilty is trending on Twitter right now since Casey Anthony was just found not guilty of murder, manslaughter, and child abuse.

But Entenmann's wasn't trying to reference that huge trial that everyone is talking about at all! They were just wondering which of their followers shamelessly love donut holes.

Suuure.

Speaking of pastries, I would kill for a piece of crumb cake right now.

OH WAIT SORRY THAT WAS BAD TIMING I GUESS.

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Say please. Keep your shoelaces tied. Wash your hands. Don't tell lies. Buckle up. Don't go swimming for 30 minutes after you eat. Respect your elders. Don't steal.

These are important lessons we all learn early on in life. And as we go into adulthood, we take these lessons with us.

But there are some things our parents and teachers don't explicitly warn us about. And we have to learn those lessons the hard way.

For example, don't propose in public unless you're pretty sure she'll say yes. And don't propose in a mall food court unless you're pretty sure she's blind and deaf and can't tell where you are.

Lessons learned.

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One time my school did a How To Save The Dolphins project.

We wrote the whole thing on fishing nets and then we cast them out to sea!

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The only thing worse than a good Twilight tattoo is a bad Lost tattoo.

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