bad lip-reading

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The best Lion King rap ever. Rafiki be smokin' that weed and shit.
• A Bad Lip Reading of The Walking Dead. Zombies say the darnest things!
• A hot teacher was banging a 10th grader and got caught because she acted like a 10th grader
• Here's footage of Reese Witherspoon's arrest. 'Murica.
• This little boy fighting a couch is pure gold. That'll teach it not to eat the remote!
• Bad girls bend at the waist. Regular girls do too, if we're being anatomically correct here.
• Guy thinks he has a runny nose for a year. NOPE YOUR BRAIN'S LEAKING.
• She takes pictures with every celebrity. Also, refuses to change hairstyles.
• 25 awkward moments in handshake history. Thank god I just wink at people.
• And let's check in on Amanda Bynes. Guys she's not crazy. That's just how she works out.

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"Hit me." -Jay-Z

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Pretty female parts…

Remember when Tosh.0 got the BLR treatment? That was a great. day.

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"Uh oh." -Something Jennifer Aniston has never said when her nipples pop up.

And don't forget to check out the Bad Lip Reading of Tosh.0!!

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"Potato."

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Indy Wrestler Messes Up (above)
• Guy Shoots Himself
• Nasal Pore Hummus
• Lil? Qeada
• Eagle Fox Cat
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Black Kick Fight
• Pulling over a cop
• Web Redemption raw clip: Virgin Trampoline Jumper
• Girl Punches
• Redneck Rant
• Bad Lip Reading: Twilight
• Guy Eats Deodorant

If you missed last week's debate, rest assured: this won't help at all.

That said, I like Romney's position on cow people.

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I'll vote for anyone with a football phone. Seriously I will.

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Remember Bob, the human?

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In case the first one just wasn't enough.

Questions or comments? Call the whippet badger.

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