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I'm Lovin' It

Posted by: Carly Hallam | July 22, 2010 at 3:00PM

I think that's too early for sausage but that's just me.

Ham, maybe. Or just egg.

I'm talking about breakfast sandwiches. What are you talking about?!

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Why I Bought a Mac

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | September 24, 2009 at 2:00PM

Defamer posted this video of some fun-loving party people celebrating the release of Windows 7 just as comfortably as anyone could. If Microsoft wants people will have Windows 7 release parties, this isn't the way to do it. It's looks about as fun as Thanksgiving at my in-laws'.

Watching this makes me proud I own a Mac. I'll take Justin Long and John Hodgman over this tomfoolery any day.

And really, Microsoft, an old lady at your "party?" Please. The most technologically advanced thing that lady uses is the Clapper, and you know it.

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