Overnight we performed a much needed update to our commenting system. Unfortunately, as anticipated, all existing comments were erased.
Terrible, right? Having read every single comment ever left on the blog, I know each one was a mini-masterpiece.
But that's the bad news.
Here's the good news. Think of every post as a fresh white canvas. Now is the chance to go forth and defile our life's work once again.
This is your second chance to be "First." You can be born again.
It's only fitting with the prophecy of Tosh529 nearly upon us. Plus that's the best bullshit I could come up with to cover our asses.