bad parenting

Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of some miniature whores.

The problem with having a son is that they can be so reluctant to get on the stripper pole.

Luckily though, you can always count on your boys to take an interest in your porn collection.

As this mom proves, it doesn't even have to be one you were in.

[via I Am Bored]

It's Friday. And you've done some regrettable things this week. You cheated on your girlfriend, lied to your boss, hurt your mom's feelings, and stole ideas from your coworker. After all that, you stepped on a puppy.

But you didn't scar your five-year-old son for the rest of his life. So there.

The Internet: proof you aren't the worst human being alive.

[via Gorilla Mask]

Your disguise isn't working!

You should try glasses and a button-up shirt. Maybe carry a briefcase? Oh, and you should shave the mustache. Maybe trim your hair.

Wait, I have an idea! If you're going for the "responsible adult" look you should not start fights at a bonfire with your 18 year old sons. You know? Like, maybe, just don't beat up a guy while intoxicated?

I don't know. These are just suggestions. I'm not a disguise expert or anything.

[via Guyism]

Lucky for you you'll never have to go another day without knowing how to make a towel horn. This lovely father and son team break it down in an easy and fun instructional video.

You think his towel horn looks like a penis? What!? Please. Get your head out of the gutter. It's a towel horn.

You probably think this shadow looks like a penis too.

It's a trash can. Get a grip you perv.

[via College Humor, Accidental Penis]

This video has over 40,000 views as I write this post and has been moved to the front page of Buzzfeed.

I almost fell asleep watching it.

Maybe people are clicking through to check out the proud parent's hilarious description: "He literally lives, breathes, and SLEEPS power wheels."

Holy cow!  This guy can film crappy videos and write crappy puns!  A double threat.

What's really sad though is that since the video is gaining popularity, this guy has decided to pimp the hell out of his poor son, not only posting two more videos of the kid in that silly (and pink!) toy 4×4, but lying about what the videos are to try and get some attention.

Dude, pull it together.  We can tell by the vid you live in the middle of nowhere.  If you want attention, how about laying off your innocent child and moving back into society?

[via juliasegal.tumblr.com]