bad parents

Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

[via Cherryplucker]

This is despicable.  That baby should be wearing a helmet.

[via The Clearly Dope]

"I dare this baby to come out firing.  I will put that son of a bitch in his place!"

[via The Clearly Dope]

This reporter asks, "How young is too young" for Botox?

The real question is "How many years do you have to be a parent before you qualify to be the worst parent ever?"

This little girl needs to worry less about her beauty and more about her brain.  For instance, has she learned about the concept of genetics??  Judging by her mom, she doesn't have much of a future in beauty pageants anyway.

[via This Is Freaking Ridiculous]

Mothers aren't the only ones who can negatively influence their daughters.

Do you know how high you have to get your baby to get her to sit that still?

On the plus side, she cries less and will stop spitting up on you.

[via 9GAG]

Somebody better ice down that baby before it goes bad.

[via Burbia]

There?s girl-who-looks-like-a-ghost-photobomb-creepy.

There?s Anthony-Hopkins-creepy.

There?s dog-with-a-human-face-creepy.

Then there?s this. The creepiest thing you have ever seen. A South Korean diaper ad that makes me want to wash my eyeballs out with soap. Do you think he'll grow up to be a porn star or a serial killer? It's a toss up for me.

[via BuzzFeed]

"Honey? Have you seen the baby?"

"No."

"Did you check that giant baby-sized sandwich you?re eating?"

"Oh, yep! Here he is! Sorry, silly me."

[via Reddit]