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Give Me Sexy, Mom. I Need Sexy.

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

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Sure, his framing can be weird, but we get to pay him in mashed peas.

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Biker Babe-y

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 9, 2011 at 10:00AM

This is despicable.  That baby should be wearing a helmet.

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Some Parents Play Their Unborn Child Mozart…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 19, 2011 at 4:00PM

"I dare this baby to come out firing.  I will put that son of a bitch in his place!"

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Botox Will Make Your Child Hotter

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 16, 2011 at 10:00AM

This reporter asks, "How young is too young" for Botox?

The real question is "How many years do you have to be a parent before you qualify to be the worst parent ever?"

This little girl needs to worry less about her beauty and more about her brain.  For instance, has she learned about the concept of genetics??  Judging by her mom, she doesn't have much of a future in beauty pageants anyway.

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Like Father Like Daughter

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 12, 2011 at 4:00PM

Mothers aren't the only ones who can negatively influence their daughters.

Do you know how high you have to get your baby to get her to sit that still?

On the plus side, she cries less and will stop spitting up on you.

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