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Never Wearing Pants Again

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2014 at 8:00PM

The worst pain will come when he realizes the tattoo is going to make his real penis look super small.

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Thicker Den A Snickers

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 6, 2014 at 2:00PM

Congrats on telling the world about your average sized penis.

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Order Number 84 For Life

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

Thankfully his friends didn't make him get a CVS receipt tattoo because it would have taken up the entire length of his body.

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Money-stache

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 5, 2014 at 9:00PM

He doesn’t have a clue why everyone has been shouting “Yellow King” and running away in a panic the last few weeks. (My apologies to those who have not yet watched True Detective.)

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Swimming Downstream

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

Nothing wrong with a dad wanting to honor the birth of his six children.

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