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More Like "Unfortunate Reality"

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

You mean the kind where you wake up covered in your own puke?

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Hey Look, It's Cookie Monster's Estranged Cousin

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

Is it me or are some people SUPER intense about their cats?

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tattoo

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Yum

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 7, 2013 at 11:00AM

Do I like that tattoo? No. But who am I to fudge?

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tattoo

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tattoos

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This Song's Gonna Be Popular Forever, Right?

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 4, 2013 at 11:00AM

If there's two things ladies love, it's Carly Rae Jepsen and thigh hair.

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It's The Stamp of Quality

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 19, 2012 at 1:00PM

Yep, Tom's got the cutest crack in the entire plumber's union.

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Is It 4:02 Already?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 5, 2012 at 5:00PM

If only you could wipe off tattoos with old Cheetoh dust.

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weed

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weed tattoo

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weed tattoos

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Get An Anime Movie, You Two

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 20, 2012 at 6:00PM

Kissing Andrea is like eating live calamari.

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A Exercise In Poor Judgment

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 15, 2012 at 11:00AM

But not awesome enough to white out tattoos. :(

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syntax

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Newsflash

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 9, 2012 at 1:00PM

If you limit your sluttiness to a single body part, I'm sorry, but you're not a very good slut.

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Jesus (Chinese Letter) Christ That's a Bad Tattoo

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 5, 2012 at 11:00AM

I wish someone had told me about this Jesus guy before I went through my "Asian Studies" phase.

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