He likes his chicks with a fresh manicure.
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Calm yourselves, ladies. You can't ALL have sex with him at once.
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It's a parent's job to care for their baby. It's a parent's job to love their baby unconditionally. And if their baby happens to be extra-awesome, it's a parent's job to immediately expose them to cheap internet fame.
Most people don't realize it, but it has been scientifically proven that some babies are way fucking cooler than others. Case in point, the little tyke pictured above who almost definitely just recited a naughty nursery rhyme whilst wearing fingerless leather gloves.
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Far too many riders fail to realize just how easy it is to drown on a motorcycle.