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This seems about 1% worse than simply being in a port-a-potty.

[via The Chive]

Don't worry, balloon maker. You're still not as stupid as anyone buying party favors for an infant.

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This balloon has never been to my apartment on Sloppy Joe night.

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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Raise your balloon hand if you still live by the phrase, "Not my chair, not my problem."

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Jason always has great ideas! AND he has a B.A. from Life University. Pret-ty impressive.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Still not as phallic as any balloon animal a clown has ever made.

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Happy Valentine's Day! May you find someone, or something, to make out with today.

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Daniel puts 20 seconds on the clock at the expense of an out-of-work clown.

After last week's "Balloon Boy" fiasco, it's probably not a coincidence that the above video was uploaded to LiveLeak and has garnered a lot of attention.

I believe, in retrospect, the video portrays how many of us now wish the Heene saga would have ended (…um, assuming the whole family had climbed into the balloon.)

Oddly enough, one of the students attempting to witness this floating balloon experiment had actually crawled inside the balloon and was instantly incinerated upon the explosion, but weary of another hoax, local authorities refused to respond to investigate the claim.

R.I.P. Actual Balloon Boy.

[via UniqueDaily]

Here's a fun little stunt I just learned on the Internet that you can try at home.

Actually, DON'T try this at home.  But it's still a fun little stunt…

According to a Redditorciting something done on 4chan, [Ugh.  Are these really my sources?  I'm embarrassed and will probably get fired.] yesterday, during all the "balloon boy" media circus, an anonymous mayhem-maker ordered a pizza under the name Richard Heene to Balloon Boy's address (the order is seen above — click to see the whole thing) and then waited for the delivery car to show up and took a photograph of it on the news (see the picture after the jump).

As if the world isn't crazy enough with attention-deprived dads lying about unleashing balloons containing one of their three children, now we have this.  I call it "pizzatainment."  And it's childish, and it's probably illegal, and for some reason it stand for all that is good with the Internet.

Again, you can check out the end result after the jump…

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