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10 Beautiful Beach Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

While the polar vortex is engulfing us all, it seemed only appropriate to take the focus off the fact that these sub-zero temperatures are causing your vital organs to slowly shut down. So why not go to the beach? Because before you know it, this relentless winter freeze will thaw, our nation's population will have been significantly thinned, and it'll be summer time once again!

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Grandma Sits At The Head

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

The very moment mom realized that she had designed the tables in the shape of a giant dick/ball combo is a holiday memory that will last a lifetime.

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That Was A Fun Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2013 at 10:00PM

Cheer up. Your face could have very easily been the anus.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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Great Balls Of Fire

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 18, 2013 at 8:00PM

This is also a popular home remedy to get rid of blue balls.

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Thanks For Including A Banana (For Scale)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

Don't you hate when someone stomps all over your balls? Not cool.

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A Couple Of Cozy Dicks

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 11, 2013 at 10:00PM

"Honey please don't wear the dick slippers when you sign for a FedEx package. I think it sends the wrong message."

[via Jonno Vs. The Internet]

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