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Grandma Sits At The Head

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

The very moment mom realized that she had designed the tables in the shape of a giant dick/ball combo is a holiday memory that will last a lifetime.

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That Was A Fun Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2013 at 10:00PM

Cheer up. Your face could have very easily been the anus.

[via Scrotum Coat]

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Great Balls Of Fire

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 18, 2013 at 8:00PM

This is also a popular home remedy to get rid of blue balls.

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Thanks For Including A Banana (For Scale)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

Don't you hate when someone stomps all over your balls? Not cool.

Watch the What What In The Butt Web Remix now!

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A Couple Of Cozy Dicks

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 11, 2013 at 10:00PM

"Honey please don't wear the dick slippers when you sign for a FedEx package. I think it sends the wrong message."

[via Jonno Vs. The Internet]

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His Face Is A Relentless Defender

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 27, 2013 at 3:00PM

No matter how much permanent structural damage it does to his nose, you WILL NOT score.

[via Daily Garlic]

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