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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

WTFriday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Picture Is Unrelated]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Coachella, Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 12:00PM

Coachella baby

In a few hours, he's going to get Cirque du So Laid.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jason Fullmer.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Coachella, Baby

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

Coachella, Baby

What good is a boyfriend if he can't double as a stand, ya know?

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[photo: Rich Polk/Stringer/Getty Images]

Fan Favorites: Knife Or Banana?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 27, 2013 at 6:00PM

Straight to boobs for my good friend Bobby. Now I challenge all you kiddos to suggest something we haven't used yet. Good luck.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

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Did He Learn That Move From My Boyfriend?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 11, 2013 at 10:00AM

He's always like, "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

We're in counseling.

[via Izismile]

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Now That's Friendship

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 10, 2012 at 2:00PM

Be sure and watch the outtakes, where 11 dogs choke and die.

[via CollegeHumor]

Is That A Threat?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 11, 2012 at 2:00PM

I see Gary Busey's writing church signs now.

[via I am Bored]

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What's The Most Menacing Way To Cut A Banana?

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

Fine, I'll do the dishes. Geez.

[via Acid Cow]

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Step Aside, Novices

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 21, 2012 at 11:00AM

In my day, we called them "whores."

[via Rats Off]

Bananas For Each Other

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 11, 2012 at 2:00PM

"Sweetheart, you do it like this."

[via Izismile]

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