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OK, how much money will it take for you to stop doing that?

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Psst, he's only banging you because he knows you're loaded.

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This is the one where the gun-toting Grandma finds out that Wells Fargo took over Wachovia.

Hilarious.

[via Dan Hopper]

Also, please leave handguns and notes threatening the teller in your car.

Thanks, Northrim Security

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What?s great about Youtube is that a banker in Australia can be caught looking at nude pictures of Miranda Kerr and 100,000 Americans can join in the fun of laughing at him.

To answer the anchor?s question, yes, he is expecting a rise on short notice. You think he?ll get a penalty for early withdrawal? I?ll bet he makes a deposit soon. OK, I?ll stop with the puns. But, boy do those banker jokes come easily.

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Over the weekend, the above video made waves on the Internet, showing an alleged robber as he eats evidence right off the hood of a police car (around the 15 second mark).

As LiveLeak reports, "A police video camera captured the 35-year-old John Ford of Cleveland grabbing the paper [which police now believe to be the note he handed to a bank teller] with his mouth as police emptied his pockets."  As you can see, he the proceeded to eat the note.

To all you wannabe thieves out there, it's a good idea to keep this move in your repertoire.  However, I suggest making your edible evidence tastier.  Try writing your ransom notes on cookie cakes or exclusively burglarizing doughnut shops.

[via UniqueDaily]

Are you a tightwad?  Maybe you should consider opening an account at Tightwad Bank, a real bank based in Kansas with two branches: A head branch in Reading, Kansas, and one recently opened location in Tightwad, Missouri.

I don't know if I trust any bank who would open a branch in Tightwad, MO for what appears to be no other reason than to change the name of their bank to Tightwad Bank.  Doesn't seem far fetched to think that once these guys figure out they can open up a branch in South America and transfer your money out of the country they'll be on the first flight to Belize.

And here's another odd conundrum: Since they are using the URL "tightwadbank.net," one would expect that "tightwadbank.com" was already taken.

Well, tightwadbank.com is registered, by, uh, Tightwad Bank.  It forwards to tightwadbank.net.

Turns out "dot com" isn't good enough for the bigwigs over at Tightwad!  Only "dot nets" for them, those arrogant bastards!

It all seems a bit fishy if you ask me.