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10 Special Moments With The Stanley Cup

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

The NHL playoffs are in full swing, so in honor of the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup, we've decided to pay tribute to the trophy's many travels. Each year, the Cup goes on tour with the members of the winning team, meeting celebrities, traveling abroad, and pretty much demanding all of the attention wherever it goes.

Sure, sometimes it just winds up going to pick up milk and tampons, but overall, this inanimate object leads a way cooler life than you could ever hope to.

Click below for more of the Cup's greatest globetrotting snapshots… Show full post

Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 5:00PM

No baptism is going to stop Peepaw from livin' that gangsta life.

[via Uber Humor]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Holy Sh*t!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 19, 2013 at 12:00PM

holy shit!

You better hope those are the new Huggies with priest guard protection.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Robert Young.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Holy Sh*t!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

holy shit!

Zombie babies are the hardest to baptize.

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[photo: Vano Shlamov/Staff/Getty Images]

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Baptism By Slam

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

Asshole kid at the pool turned man of God.

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