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"These guys are like my testicles. (Only one of them actually works.)"

[via Break]

Pretty impressive 'til you realize he's also shitting and pissing himself.

[via Acid Cow]

"All right, Ma'am, you don't have to go home but you can't stay here."

[via UberHumor]

Oh, the drinks are still expensive. But now they buy their clothes at Hot Topic.

[via The Chive]

…But my sex is dry as The Sahara.

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Wash up before you shake her dad's hand, alright buddy?

[via Lamebook]

Come on in. We've got darts, pinball, and horrible racism.

[via Izismile]

Do you think, when they drink beer, it immediately falls out of their mouths?

[via Break]

I have the same thing on my hands! Except instead of "boob" they say "Snickers Bar".

[via The Chive]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Male Cheerleader (above)
• We learned that base jumping off a high bar doesn't work
• A big black package showed up at baggage claim
• A lady attacked skaters in this week's Video Breakdown
• We saw what happens when Daniel sleeps
• And Daniel answered the tough questions.