Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- VIDEO OF THE WEEK: The best Bar Mitzvah dance ever. If you watch ONE thing today, make it this. (above)
- 7 things you didn't know about the male orgasm, besides "cum gets everywhere."
- Let's meet the Powerball winner. You sir, are delightful.
- Lost in translation signs. Are we sure it's a language thing? The tiny grass might actually be dreaming.
- If Disney princesses had Instagram. Still waiting on the bikini pics…
- 14 tattoos in Comic Sans. Comic Sans: hated more than baby pictures on Facebook.
- 52 hot selfies that you can pretend someone sent you.
- Greenbox is an amazing idea. Because it involves pizza.
- Cat fighting is a sport now. Sadly I don't have the build for it.
- And 10 nature GIFs to help you relax. Although if you're reading this I assume you aren't working your ass off on this fine Wednesday.
[video via Barstool]