Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- "Morgan Freeman" reading Everyone Poops. Even Morgan Freeman poops! (above)
- Kanye sold a bunch of white t-shirts for $120 dollars each. I'm going to go jump off a bridge now.
- The most expensive house in America. Why hasn't someone built the Smart House yet??
- Nic Cage as your favorite Disney characters will really take the edge off this week.
- Bar Refaeli working out. Shaped like a Coke bottle, definitely doesn't drink soda.
- A Shia Surprise! He looks just thrilled to be a millionaire.
- Hot girls tugging at their clothes. Omg just take them off already!
- A senior citizen flash dance. Followed by dinner at 5pm.
- And a vampire couple who drink each other's blood. There's a period joke in here somewhere…
[video via Tastefully Offensive]