barack obama

He will do everything in his power to reach a unanimous compromise with your pussyhole.

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If you missed last week's debate, rest assured: this won't help at all.

That said, I like Romney's position on cow people.

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Four years later, and Obama's still cleaning up Bush's mess. Thank you, good night, I'm here all week, unless I get fired because of this post. #VAGINAHUMOR

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If Romney was your boyfriend, he'd still be a couple of other women's husband.

That's swag.

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More like President of your heart.

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Last night on Fallon, Obama stopped by slow jam the news, proving that he is pretty damn cool.

Though not quite as black as Brian Williams.

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I don't want to get too political here…

But Mitt Romney could never pull off animal print pants.

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Not to be outdone, Mitt Romney is encouraging Republican voters to handicap this year's NCAA Men's Water Polo Championship.

You can take the Obama Bracket Challenge here.  But be careful, if you pick against Harvard, your name might be added to the terrorist watch list.

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He kind of pulled it off.

Now let's see if Al Green can close Guantanamo.

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"Mike," I hear none of you saying, "why don't you ever inform us of the latest in Internet-related current events?"

Good question!  The Internet isn't all Halloween lights and stripper pumpkins.

For instance, yesterday, President Obama became the first president to launch his own Tumblr.

Does this mean the President will be reblogging all of your favorite animal pics?  Probably.

So, Mr. President, as part of my civic duty, I hereby present to you this image that I reblogged on my Tumblr for use on the presidential Tumblr…

It feels good to finally be an active member of our participatory government.  God bless America.

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