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"Mom can I pleeeease have Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Ken??"

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DOES SKIPPER EVEN OWN ANYTHING BLACK?!

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

I sent this tweet to Mike, who helpfully pointed out that this is a satire account. So I guess we're not sure whether THE REAL BARBIE is a fan of Tosh.0.

For now, this will do.

And they didn't talk? Awesome.

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Ken's tongue really works.

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For the niece you hate.

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Woah, woah, woah. I have Malibu Barbie, Veteranarian Barbie, News Anchor Barbie, Dancing With The Stars Barbie, Grace Kelly Barbie, Exercise Barbie, Lifeguard Barbie, and about 50 others. But I don't have Cute Vagina Barbie!

Unless that's Paris Hilton Barbie. Because I do have that one.

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"What we're doing here today is to try and understand the underlying roots of your alcohol and drug abuse.  Think back to your childhood.  Is there anything your dad use to do?  Maybe steal your toys and play with them himself for hours on end??  Maybe he and his friends would go film a video about your Fisher-Price Power Wheels Barbie Jammin Jeep, laughing to themselves the entire time, while you were balled up in a corner crying??"

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Yeah, there's no denying this one. Black Oreo Barbie is definitely racist.

Still sold better than the white Twinkies Barbie. No one likes those fucking things.

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Hamilton College student Galia Slayen created a life-sized Barbie with proportions based on the doll's measurements.

Galia built the giant-boobed beast for National Eating Disorder Awareness Week in an effort to start a conversation about unrealistic body images.

Life-sized Barbie stands 6' tall with a 39" bust, 18" waist and 33" hips.

Unrealistic? Sure. Sexy? Definitely.

You think life-sized Barbie is going to convince girls that Barbie's body doesn't rock? Please. Now you just have a bunch of 8 year-olds even more confused.

"Mommy, why isn't my head smaller than my boob?"

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