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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Your Argument Against Religion Is Very Convincing

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2012 at 1:00PM

"If there really is a God, how do you explain the shape of my penis!?"

[via theCHIVE]

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I'm Hot

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 2, 2011 at 10:00AM

Actually, I was hot, but then I pulled down my pants and now there's a nice breeze blowing up my ass.

[via Izismile]

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Sir, You Clearly Aren't Wearing Any Pants

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 21, 2011 at 6:00PM

He's just buying some gum.  Bad breath can be a major turn off to the people you're flashing in the park.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Many Moons

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 19, 2010 at 4:00PM

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

Joke's on them! That's an Amtrak train so no one is riding on it!

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