Lunchtime For Mommy

FUN CHALLENGE: See how many times you can watch this until you vomit into your co-worker's mouth.
[via The Chive]
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FUN CHALLENGE: See how many times you can watch this until you vomit into your co-worker's mouth.
[via The Chive]
"Hey, dude, I don't mean to screw up your little video, but I've been waiting to refill my Pibb Xtra for like 10 minutes."
"Yeah, and those noises aren't making this Hardee's Monster Thickburger any easier to eat."
[via The Daily What]

Sorry, I meant birth. Birth. Live birth online.
A 23 year-old first time mother is planning on broadcasting her live birth over the internet, and in related news, I just puked.
Not only does this make me want to throw my computer into the ocean, but it makes me want to cry for humanity. Porn cams? I can deal. A live steam of squirrels? I can deal. Stephan Marbury? I can kind of deal.
But human birthing is a whole different subject.
To be polite, I will say it's a natural event that should happen in the privacy of the people experiencing it.
To be honest, it's just gross.
For whatever reason, millions of vaginas on the Internet I can handle. But one placenta and I'm outta here. What do you guys think, am I the only one!?
[via The Daily What]
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