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Sure, My Love Is Hot And Wet

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 28, 2013 at 5:00PM

…But my sex is dry as The Sahara.

[via my shitty tumblr]

Move Over, Ms. Pac-Man

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 19, 2012 at 11:00AM

A bar in Minnesota has installed a pregnancy test dispenser in the women's bathroom.

Accordingly, the men's bathroom now has a "gun with a single bullet" dispenser.

[via The Mary Sue]

Budgeting Is Important

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 14, 2011 at 10:00AM

"This always happens.  I go out ONE more night a month than I planned…"

[via Izismile]

A Perfect Place to Meet Your Future Spouse

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

It's about time "those people" had a bar all their own.

[via Reddit]

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Stop That Panda!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 5, 2010 at 4:00PM

Stop that panda!  He's the Lincoln Park rapist!

He was caught climbin' in your windows and snachin' your people up, tryin to rape them.

Hide your kids.  Hide your wife.  And hide your husband.  He'll be rapin' everybody out here!!

[via The Daily What]