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"Okay, now that we have this photo, I guess we should check his pulse."

[via Izismile]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 30 high school kids suspended because of twerk video. But the internet made them do it!
• You can't name your baby Anal anymore. Yeah I know. It sucks.
• Some chick took boobie pics during the A's game, marking the first interesting thing to happen at a baseball game.
• Here's Vanilla Ice as Captain Hook… HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS.
• Amanda Bynes is playing Strip Twitter with herself lately. Cool fishnets.
• The worst children's toys ever made, besides My First Rifle (too soon?)
• Nipples! Because I've given you enough butts lately.
• Sex toy races are all the rage in Vegas. I hope they treat them humanely.
• Someone's looking for a nudist roommate. If you wanna jack off together that's cool too.
• And for you crazy cats out there, here's 80's Don Draper's Twitter account. Yes.

[photo via Barstool]

Yeah, everyone's a vegan until they're tempted by processed cow dick.

[via The Clearly Dope]

"By the way, whose kids are you and where am I?"

[via CokedoutFairy]

Sorry, to touch THIS butt you have to be an adult male baseball player.

[via Uberhumor]

Or as I like to call it, "whores playing hooky."

[via Break]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

It's not her fault. She's used to touching every ball that comes her way.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

"OK, time to go deliver a baby while playing Words With Friends."

[via Acid Cow]

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• Bomb By Boat (above)
• Farm Noises (@1:52)
• Dizzy Rope Swing
• Dolphin Birth
• Engineering Students Love Dancers
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Killacycle
• Ballgame Dick of the Week
• Web Redemption raw clip: Sweet Brown
• Fastest Man-gina
• The Reprimand

Johnny, it's your two favorite things: baseball, and big black dick.

[via Acid Cow]