I Hope Nobody Chokes
Oh, come on! He was just telling the pitcher to throw a spitball. Or a swallowball, depending on his preferences.
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Oh, come on! He was just telling the pitcher to throw a spitball. Or a swallowball, depending on his preferences.
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Last Thursday, we showed you "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch" and asked you to give us a better title.
We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.
Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.
This video is called "SHG's Ryne Elvers Hit's Bird With Pitch." One too many apostrophes in there I think.
Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!
The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Ruben Cervantes-Garibay with his title "This is why its a woman's job to cook." It's funny because the guy in the video sucks at making pasta but a woman would be able to do it because it's a stereotype that women can cook. Congratulations, Ruben!
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Let's be honest, I'm just going to spend it on milk-bones and bitches.
We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.
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Now if only that dog could buy a ticket,
the Mets would have just 41,799 seats left to fill.
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A mere 81 games into the MLB season and finally something exciting happened!
Tomorrow is the All-Star Game.
Then only 81 more games until the next exciting thing happens… The Division Round of the playoffs!
Ah, baseball…
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