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"Sorry, we're currently out of Jeremy Lin jerseys, but we're expecting another shipment of masking tape any day now."

[via Izismile]

Hey, I have an idea… How about waiting to see if he can "lin" any games with Carmelo Anthony in the lineup before we start flooding New York City with an army of half-Asian, half-Staten-Island-whore babies.

[via BuzzFeed]

Since I know that Joakim Noah actually is a horrible dancer because I went to college with him and have seen him dance and also (fun fact!) his hair touched the top of our ceiling when he walked through our dorm hallway, I'm guessing that the rest of Will Ferrell's introductions are also 100% true.

If you're a bird, I'm a bird, Derrick Rose.

He announced the Hornets lineup too. It's after the jump…
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At 7'5", Mamadou Ndiaye is probably the tallest high school basketball player in the world.� He's taller than any current NBA player.

He's also taking your daughter to prom.� You're cool with that, right?

[via Blame It on the Voices]

That guy is really getting a big head.

"Short!� White!� Cox!� I know you're our top three scorers but I'm keeping you on the bench this game because it'll be funny."

[via I-A-B]

Some recent photos of Shaquille O'Neal and his beau Nicole ?Hoopz? Alexander have taken the Internet by storm today …primarily because she's 5'2" and he's taller than the rest of us combined.

AT THIS POINT YOU'RE READING THIS TO AVOID PICTURING THEM HAVING SEX.

Clicking this link won't help.� (SFW, but NSFL)

[via Best Week Ever/image via Reddit]

Lakers star Ron Artest has filed�paperwork in Los Angeles County Superior Court to change his name to "Metta World Peace."

Finally! All of L.A. will be rooting for World Peace and all of Boston will admit to being terrible by going on about how much they hate it.

[via Gawker]

You learn something new everyday. Like, today we learned that when Dirk Nowitski sings he sounds like Sloth from The Goonies with a head cold.

Hey, you guuuuuys! We aaaare da chumpeuuns!

[via TBT]

This guy could literally dribble with his tongue and dunk with his nose.

He is a Basketball Jones, a�Basketball Jones, a Basketball Jones. Oh baby, oo-oo-ooo.

[via Blame It On The Voices]