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David Blaine's newest trick.

We received over fifteen hundred comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Adam Sullivan.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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With the impending NFL lockout, this is set to become
the #1 spectator sport in Jacksonville, Florida.

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We received over two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by iPhone.

Cocoon on Ice!

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

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This kitten had dreams.  She was going to go back to training school.  Get her life together.  Starting going to the scratching post at least once a day.  Only special diet food.  And the good brands: Fancy Feast.  None of that generic brand crap.

But then you ruined it for her.  You ruined it all.

[via CollegeHumor]

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The only other cure for his prolonged erections
is to turn to his right and look at his wife.

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Are you the coolest baby on the block?

Liar!

[via BuzzFeed]

Last Friday, we showed you "Giving a Giant Snake a Bath" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Giving a Giant Snake a Bath."  A woman with a giant snake.  You're going to have a field day.  But be warned: I won't pick all dick joke titles, so be creative!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of last week's Rename This Video vote was Chelsea.  Her title "Bitches are always hogging the cardio equipment" won by a landslide!  It's funny because bitches always are hogging the cardio equipment.  Congratulations, Chelsea!

We dug through every single comment looking for the best user submitted caption for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by the user Jim.

After they left The White House, the Bush Twins excessive partying finally caught up to them.

Thanks to everyone who submitted!  Check back tomorrow at 12 pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge where you'll once again have an opportunity to try to prove if you're funnier than Tosh.0!

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"Why'd I drink so much? That took at least 7 years off my life."