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More Bathroom Graffiti Philosophers

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 22, 2012 at 11:00AM

No.  The children are our future.  He's accusing you of being a child molester.

[via Reddit]

Graffiti Should Be Informative

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 4, 2012 at 1:00PM

So what you're saying is, for a good time, don't necessarily call Toy Story 2.

[via wwiao]

Don't Mess with a Man's Toilet Time

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 17, 2012 at 4:00PM

Apparently having to drop a deuce in a urinal can make some people aggro.

[via IAB]

Don't Tell Me What Jesus Would or Wouldn't Do

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 1, 2011 at 12:00PM

Exactly.  Because carrying a reed and a bowl of ink around every time you wanted to take a piss was a pain in the ass.

[via Reddit]

It Never Hurts to Ask

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 23, 2011 at 4:00PM

I'm typically a passive observer of this whole Internet thing, but I saw the sign above and figured why not share.

Mainly since I hope to god that somewhere there really is a place that makes an exception to their "No Smoking" policy for crack.

'Cause let's be honest, cigarette smoke smells vile and marijuana smoke can get you in trouble with the law.  But with crack smoke, maybe someone just accidentally burnt some plastic?  Seriously, man, who's gonna know??  Come on!  I brought my crack pipe all the way here!!

[via @pomranz]

So That's What That Is…

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2011 at 12:00PM

That's all well and good, guy who scrawls things on bathroom walls, but you forgot the most important part…

WHAT SITE DO I VISIT TO SEE THE DICK CAM!?

[via The High Definite]

Hipsters Write on Bathroom Walls

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | July 30, 2009 at 1:11PM

Last week, we posted a blog about bathroom graffiti. Probably, a hipster runs it. The few low-fi hipsters who don't use Tumblr (and listen to vinyl) write their angsty blog posts on bathroom walls instead. That's why BuzzFeed has 11 awesome photos of hipster graffiti. Chuckle at their journal entries.

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A Blog About Bathroom Graffiti – Toiletters

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | July 21, 2009 at 1:04PM

Bathroom graffiti via Toiletters

Toiletters is a blog that posts bathroom graffiti. So, even if you're in a clean bathroom, you can take out your mobile internet and revel in the pessimism.

In men's bathrooms across the country, people take out their anger on the walls and stalls with permanent markers. I wonder if this concept even makes any sense to women since to my knowledge, it only happens in men's rooms. What does female bathroom graffiti look like? Does Toiletters open up a whole new world to the eyes of women? Do women even read this blog? Let me know in the comments.

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