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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

My Dignity's In Here Somewhere…

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 8, 2012 at 1:00PM

Yeah but can you brush your teeth at the same time?

[via The Chive]

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Christmas Came Early!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 16, 2010 at 1:00PM

A model's hair caught on fire while she seductively lounged in a bathtub at Diddy?s Last Train to Paris CD release party. And because sometimes miracles really do happen, the whole thing took place on camera.

Thank you, Santa.

[via The DW]

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It's Almost The Weekend

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 11, 2010 at 11:00AM

Thank goodness for that! Because the weekend means free time. And free time means you can finally ride your bike.

It's been a long, hard week. I bet you could use a bath right now.

[via Burbia]

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 8, 2010 at 12:00PM

Last Friday, we showed you "Cat Romping In Bean Bag Filling" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Friday for the results and a new video.


Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 4, 2010 at 6:00PM

The cat video above went viral this week.  I'm not sure why.  It's not that exciting.  Maybe it'd be funnier if we gave it a new title.  "Cat Romping In Bean Bag Filling" is a little on the nose…

Think you got a funnier name for this video?  Let us know in the comments!  Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

Tuesday's Rename This Video Vote was by far our closest ever!  A mere five votes separated our top three vote-getters!  In the end "If we're lucky, she'll use that gun to reconstruct her face" from GinaCakes69 eked out a victory by 1 vote.  Congrats, GinaCakes!  Are there any jokes better than jokes about shooting someone in the face?  Not in my book!

In This Week's Show

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | November 5, 2009 at 9:30PM

Let's see how a sled almost turned this Dan Rather wannabe into a snow angel:

That's not all. You can see a lot more of tonight's show right here on the site:

See the rest of the clips from this week's show in this week's raw clips guide.

Katy Perry Has No Shame Either

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 25, 2009 at 11:00AM

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Yesterday, soon-to-be-forgotten exploitation artist Katy Perry posted the above photo on her Twitpic account with the caption "I have no self control."

Yes, we know, Katy.  You have no self control over how shamelessly you will do anything to promote yourself.  Or maybe she meant, "I have no control over myself" as I'm sure a cadre of managers and publicists meticulously plotted over the exact framing and release details of this "impromptu" pic.

I haven't found it yet, but I'm pretty sure about 13 days ago Jill Sobule posted a similar pic of herself eating a pizza in a bathtub, but it was a different bathtub, with different water, and the pizza had totally different toppings and this new pizza was in no way inspired by the success of the other pizza shop.

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