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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 20, 2013 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

This Week's Raw Clips

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2012 at 1:20AM

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Beach Battle

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 16, 2011 at 12:00PM

There is a sand castle that's about to get OWNED.

We received over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by John Huntington.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Beach Battle

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 12, 2011 at 4:00PM

The Battle of Piña Colada

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

On a mobile device? Go here.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Cow Counting

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 13, 2011 at 12:00PM

Checking your credit report in the South seems like a lot of bullshit.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After considering your likes and much deliberation, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Matthew Muntean.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Cow Counting

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 9, 2011 at 4:00PM

This is how they teach math in Wisconsin.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

On a mobile device? Go here.

Important Caption Challenge notice: You've probably seen you are now able to "like" comments on the Tosh.0 blog.  Help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are the best. We won't automatically go with the top comment, but we'll take your likes into consideration.

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Just A Reminder You Can't Do This

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 30, 2010 at 10:00AM

Gotta keep the egos in check.

[via thehighdefinite]

WTChristmas

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 24, 2009 at 1:00PM

I'm going to be spending my Christmas wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments and have a very happy holiday!

This Is My 'Avatar'

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 23, 2009 at 2:40PM

Do you want to see a kangaroo fighting a goose with overdubbed kung-fu sound effects?

What am I?  An idiot?  Of course you do!

You know what, Avatar can have its $77 million.  This is my Avatar.

To escape reality, I don't go into the jungle of Pandora to watch the blue people's epic battle against an awkwardly modern portrayal of the future of capitalism, I go to the Internet to watch the kangaroo in his the epic battle versus a goose!

Eywa has heard me!!!!

[via Nothing To Do With Arbroath]

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