If you thought getting polio vaccines or taking a daily cocktail of pills to keep your AIDS in check was a pain, just wait until you have to shove a couple of Norton Antivirus CD-roms up your ass to ward off the Trojan virus that's been uploaded to your pacemaker!
Think drinking from the back of a cup to get rid of your hiccups is tough?† Don't like having to unsubscribe from email lists you didn't even want to sign up for?† Well, imagine how hard it's going to be to uninstall the program you accidentally unzipped into the nanotechnology of your brain that causes you to get 4 hour boners every time you're in direct sunlight!
This is worse than a million Terminators!† By the time we get afflicted by deadly computer viruses, you'll envy the dead so much you'll be begging to be afflicted by a deadly computer virus!
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