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All right, which one of you gave Ursula a case of Smirnoff Ice?

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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

-Lingerie for men, because nothing soaks up ball sweat quite like lace

-McDonald's breakfast all day? Yes please with a side of hash browns.

-This bear escape looks a lot like a dude holding a piece of cardboard

-15 really bad engagement photos that make me happy I'm UTTERLY ALONE

-Some hot girl's asses, because texting them to one guy is fucking prude

-The best Larry David tattoos… pret-ty pret-ty cool

-A Kim Kardashian clone showed up in Ray-J's video. Thankfully she wasn't pregnant.

-Women are stupid. Here's why.

-Prison reviews on Yelp. May I serve my sentence at Rikers, Your Honor?

-And Obama with bangs.

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Sam, writer and toilet flusher.

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And you wonder why I never have friends over.

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Those subtitles read like the first page of the most frightening children's book ever.

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Really excited for the new CBS drama, "Bear, MD."

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"I told you this would happen."-Gay Marriage Opponents

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Not every photo of Jay Leno can be a good one.

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I'm not bad. I'm just whittled that way.

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Siri, tell me if I'm ever within 10 feet of a black bear.

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