beautiful

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• The world's most beautiful man. He's definitely got a certain… something.
• A bearded dragon doing an interpretive dance. SPOILER ALERT: It's exquisite.
• Barney voice-over will turn anyone's day around.
• Car wash ladies! Bikinis are fun.
• A caffeine tooth brush kinda makes sense. And now I can drink my french vanilla creamer straight.
• Rooster vs Reporter is a classic animal/live TV freakout.
• A really good Moonwalk. Anytime someone wants to see my Hit My Baby One More Time, let me know.
• Now YOU can design the new Maverick's uniform. I suggest bedazzling.
• Her weird talent is weird and bendy.
• A Smartphone flask. Drunk dialing has never been easier!
• And a bonus link: You liked my beard.

[photo via The Chive]

You should see it when she gets out of bed in the morning! (It looks exactly the same.)

[via No Way Girl]

DON'T GET THEM WET YOU'LL RUIN THEM.

Unlike Skrillex's hair, which was made for absorbing liquid.

[via Failblog]

Besides just fallen snow and a message from my boyfriend, obviously.

[via Imgur]

Shit is going down in one rural North Carolina town where Tim Peeler claims he spotted a ten-foot, six-fingered man with beautiful hair.

The creature, which has been a legend in North Carolina for years, was scared away when Tim poked a stick in his direction.

Obviously Mr. Peeler is not up on his mythical lore. What you're supposed to do when you meet a creature you thought only existed in fantasy, is fall in love with him. Especially if said creature has beautiful hair.

Come on, Tim! Put down your coyote trumpet, whatever the hell that is, and grow some balls. Bigfoot probably just wanted a date to prom or a job at Merlotte's or a glass of Butterbeer. Six-fingered giants need love too.

[via io9]

Check out this beautiful video of The Dubai Fountain.

It must be a sight to behold as you're being hauled off to jail for taking this romantic opportunity to give your companion a peck on the cheek.

It reminds me of the Bellagio fountain.  Except that the people looking at the Bellagio fountain are usually drunk off free booze and angry they blew all their money at the Pai Gow Poker table, whereas the people looking at The Dubai Fountain are drunk off their own sense of moral superiority and angry they blew all their money building The Dubai Fountain.

[via Blame It On The Voices]