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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 25

Check Out That Hottie In Front Of That Dead Body

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 24, 2013 at 1:00PM

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First question about your lost loved one: how awesome do I look in this tux?

[via eehouls]

Um, Sir? You're Snoozin' In The Pee Trough.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 12, 2013 at 2:00PM

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It's not the best place to sleep with your mouth open.

[via Izismile]

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That Was A Close One

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 22, 2013 at 5:00PM

The only thing between you and death was an airbag. And about 50 pounds of rouge.

[via I Am Bored]

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Sweet Shirt, Guy

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 14, 2012 at 1:00PM

He knows from experience.

[via reddit]

Are You Sure That's Where You Want to Put That Straw, Cup Manufacturer?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 25, 2011 at 10:00AM

Disney is such a conservative company, when their characters have to get an abortion, it really sucks.

[via EPICponyz]

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