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What this kid doesn't know is that when he goes to school, Spider-Man just kicks back all day and watches "Duck Dynasty."

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The White House took down two of our petitions! Not. Cool.

Apparently the government wants to think they're getting a better deal on an ice cream maker than their neighbor, even though it's obvious their neighbor ALSO got a 20% off coupon, because they took down our Bed, Bath & Beyond proposal.

Then they saw the Dave Chappelle petition, but were still so mad about the coupons! So that one is down too. You can't get between somebody and their savings.

Turns out it's really hard to change America. But you can still sign these other petitions:

1. Pass a law to unite the Dakotas into one state.

2. Get rid of all coins. And $10's and $50's. And butterscotch hard candies. 

3. Grant US citizenship to any Mexican who can make a killer fish taco. 

"Cowboy boots? Honey we've got to stop letting him dress himself."

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You had us at "In bed."

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week Daniel did an Oscars Spoiler Alert (above)
• A guy failed at releasing an animal
• We put 20 seconds on the clock for some vagina strumming
• A woman used a car wash to clean her behind in this week's Video Breakdown
• And Daniel did a web chat with a bedroom weightlifter.

"If Rachel was really my best friend, she'd sleep in my puke. That's all I'm saying."

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Hey- both hands where I can see 'em, Ma.

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Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

But you're gonna get orange crap all over the bed!

If he had a queen he'd be getting laid. HAHAHAHA I kid. I kid.

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