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TOSH.0 BLOG Wednesday, June 19

So How'd The Driving Test Go?

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 6, 2012 at 11:00AM

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my client was simply doing her thangggg.

[via I Am Bored]

I Know This Looks Bad

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 4, 2012 at 6:00PM

Don't worry, the kid I stole this from has been dead for months.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

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drinking

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kegger

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stroller

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The Power Of Beer

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 20, 2012 at 1:00PM

I'll say it: that's one weird toga party.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

beer

college

KKK

parties

race

unity

WHOA. Is That An Open Container Of Alcohol?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 19, 2012 at 10:00AM

Either that's a plastic bag over his head, or you guys successfully caught the first pig astronaut.

[via The Chive]

Tags: 

bag

beer

boys

guys

head

open container

pig

roof

total douchebags

I Think You May Have A Problem

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 13, 2012 at 1:00PM

The first step is admitting you're an alcoholic squirrel.

[via Acid Cow]

Guys, I'm On The New Cover Of 'Sad Teens Monthly'!

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 12, 2012 at 11:00AM

Can't wait to buy my first car so I can take it home and eat soup off of it.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

beer

bowl

bowls

car

cars

eating

guy

sad

soup

teen

But Are There Slim Jims?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

I thought James Franco was in LA when the storm hit, but I guess I was wrong.

[via The Chive]

In The Video Version Of This..

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 15, 2012 at 12:00PM

She shoots herself in the foot in 3..2..

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

baby

beer

gun

mom

the worst

So College Was Worthwhile Then?

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 27, 2012 at 3:00PM

Fun fact: This is actually the safest way to open a beer while driving.

[via Unique Daily]

Coors Lite Basically Tastes Like Naval Lint Anyway

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 7, 2012 at 1:00PM

Because women aren't disappointed enough after I take my shirt off.

[Via Ugliest Tattoos]

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