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Or you could just get a job and buy yourself a bottle opener.

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Looks like we're all going to have to take a trip to Canada because Coors is unveiling a new iced-tea flavored beer there next month.

"Coors Light is the world's most refreshing beer," Coors CEO Peter Swinburn said. "Iced tea is the world's most refreshing non-alcoholic drink."

Both somewhat accurate statements. It only makes sense to combine them into one extremely refreshing beverage!

You'll never be thirsty again! Either because you're so damn refreshed or because your mouth no longer trusts what you're putting in it.

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I love Mother Nature.  She always has the best drinking games.

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Whoa.  Miller Lite??  Someone hit the Pick 3 recently.

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Last Thursday, we showed you "Cat Drinking Beer" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Cat Drinking Beer."  Nothing beats beer and pussy!  Now you can't use that joke.  Do better.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was WhyImPissedOff with his/her/its title, "All the other kids eating puffed up Kix better run, better run, faster than my iguana…."  It's funny because it references a well-known song from pop culture!  Congrats, WhyImPissedOff!

…but then I pulled my T-shirt off my face.  Now I can drink fine.

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We don't do Christmas trees.  We do a New Year's Eve tree.

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There's no use crying over spilled milk. But spilled beer? Only a fucking weirdo would laugh about that.

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That's the last time I get my hair done in Wisconsin.

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