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From what I've read, queen bees don't usually nest in taint.

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I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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More than anything else, this year's World Cup has introduced the planet to the "vuvuzela" — the "stadium horn" responsible for every match sounding like it's under siege by a swarm of angry bees.

If you've never heard of a vuvuzela, either (1) you've not watched any of the World Cup, or (2) while watching the World Cup, you asked the question, "What the hell is that noise?!" and someone replied, "I think that's just how soccer sounds."

No, that's only how soccer sounds in South Africa.  In other countries, like England and Ireland where drinking is more prominent, fans don't need a plastic device to be that loud and annoying.

According to Wikipedia, vuvuzelas have even more benefits than just cheering on your team, or your opponent, or your drunkenness: "They have been associated with noise-induced permanent hearing loss, cited as a possible safety risk when spectators cannot hear evacuation announcements, and potentially spread colds and flu viruses."  And that doesn't even include the number of vuvuzela-related fatalities after a fan murders the person next to him for blowing a vuvuzela in his ear for 90 minutes plus stoppage time.

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Sure, this pic of a man with his face covered in bees being passed around the web is bananas. But what about the man who does it while playing his clarinet?

This sh*t is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S.

Gwen Stefani style.

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