Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Tan Mom's music video called Life of the Party. Wait I can't tell if she has extensions or not.
- The Avengers sex toys look really… aggressive?
- A "boob masseuse" is apparently a job. Yes, you heard me. Drop out of college.
- Cat in a shark costume on a Roomba IN NIGHT VISION. Boom. Next level shit.
- Ron Burgundy is going to write a memoir. Maybe you'll actually read a book this year!
- This little dog thinks he's swimming in the sink. Send this to your mom she'll love it.
- Best news bloopers of 2007 for no reason at all! Enjoy.
- A prank about bees. If you do this to me, I will stab you.
- A short documentary about window washers. That shit takes balls. And grippy toes.
- And chicks without bras, because you guys are just filthy.
[video via The Superficial]