bench

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

She may be strong, but none of her friends ask her to help them move.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Barstool]

"I don't know about pounds but in geese I can do like, one."

[via Imgur]

Patiently awaiting the bus to a middle school science lab.

[via The Daily What]

Congratulations to Dillon Zahler and Anthony Romano, creators of last night's Tosh.0 Viewer Video of the Week!

If you missed it or can't get enough of "The Bus Stop," check out the video above.

And don't forget to submit your own videos for a chance to be the next Viewer Video on Tosh.0.

"Look at that bench!  Seems like it would be a comfy place to sit and read a book.  If only I was able to read…"

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[via Reddit]

Hey look — a bitch playing with her bitch and a bum playing with his bum!

[via Happy Place]

We received over two thousand comments for our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

After much deliberation, we picked the following caption from a comment left by Tyler W.

"Yeah, my Zoosk profile picture is from a couple of years ago…"

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Check back Monday at 4pm for another edition the Tosh.0 Caption Challenge!

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

"Life is like a box of chocolates…  I lost mine
so now I've got to eat your brains instead."