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"Hilarious shirt. Let's make it in a child's Small." -Clothing company

[via Buzzfeed]

I'm sure it's great, but nothing beats the best hand job in the South. It comes with a side of grits.

[via The Whatever]

Geez, I hope he made it to last call.

[via Imgur]

Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.

Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.

The Mushroom Sex Toy story was easily 2012's best news fail, winning by a landslide.

There's something about the fact that nobody thought, "Hey, that looks like a vagina."

Gets me every time.

You voted, Rimjobs won. Simple as that.

By the way, every time I look at this photo I picture one of them saying, "Hey, let's get friendship bracelets" and the other one saying, "Nah, bro. Let's get something that will last forever." Aww.

Speaking of beautiful moments captured in ink, many of you will be pleased to know that Blowjob Butterfly came in 2nd place. YAY.

The crown goes to Spartan High School Style because a) it's clear the winner had to be a Gangnam Style cover and b) who doesn't love to watch kids be totally and completely awkward?

Stay in school.

Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Scared Baby
• Stay Positive
• Mushroom Sex Toy
• I'm So Pale
• Watch The Background

Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo

That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.

Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Butterfly Blowjob
• Racist
• Rimbjobs
• Flying Lady Parts
• #1 Dick Sucka

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• We looked back at the year in a Best of Season Four Web Reflection (above)
• A guy played a Christmas carol with a flute in his butt
• We watched some cars in snow carnage
• A guy got pressured into going suitcase toboggan sledding in this week's Video Breakdown
• Daniel made a Rube Goldberg Nutcracker.0
• And Daniel shared his gift giving ideas.