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The GIF That Keeps On Giving

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

Geez, I hope he made it to last call.

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The Year's Saddest Person

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 4:00PM

Apparently when you get 15 Tattoos of Miley Cyrus, that makes you the year's saddest person. It also makes you Liam Hemsworth's #1 least favorite person, so congrats on winning two titles today, buddy.

Here's to hoping he still likes her now that she's cut off all her hair.

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The Year's Best News Fail

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 28, 2012 at 2:00PM

The Mushroom Sex Toy story was easily 2012's best news fail, winning by a landslide.

There's something about the fact that nobody thought, "Hey, that looks like a vagina."

Gets me every time.

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The Year's Awesomest Tattoo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2012 at 6:00PM

You voted, Rimjobs won. Simple as that.

By the way, every time I look at this photo I picture one of them saying, "Hey, let's get friendship bracelets" and the other one saying, "Nah, bro. Let's get something that will last forever." Aww.

Speaking of beautiful moments captured in ink, many of you will be pleased to know that Blowjob Butterfly came in 2nd place. YAY.

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The Year's Best Music Video

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 27, 2012 at 2:00PM

And by "best" we of course mean "worst".

The crown goes to Spartan High School Style because a) it's clear the winner had to be a Gangnam Style cover and b) who doesn't love to watch kids be totally and completely awkward?

Stay in school.

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Vote For The Year's Best News Fail

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 21, 2012 at 5:00PM


Best News Fail

That's right, my little darlings! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the most ridiculous news moments imaginable, from reporters scaring babies to entire towns mistaking a sex toy for a mushroom.

But which of these on-air moments was your favorite? The anticipation is KILLING ME. Vote now!

The nominees are:


Check back on December 27th and 28th to see who won!
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Vote For The Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 21, 2012 at 2:00PM

Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo

That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.

Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!

The nominees are:


Check back on December 27th and 28th to see who won!
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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2012 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Man's Best Friend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 16, 2012 at 12:00PM

Good thing Camilla de Vil isn't around to see this.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Ben Ginsburg.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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The Best Costume In The History Of The World

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2012 at 4:00PM

The deterioration of a man is always a crowd pleaser. Next year he's going as Busey.

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