best of 2011

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

I get a lot of slack for posting cat videos on here even though 99.9% of the time the animal videos are Mike's. But I'll go ahead and take the credit for this one.

Your favorite post of 2011 is I'm A Stupid F***king Cat!

It's a song some guy wrote about his dumb, lazy cat. And somehow it is YOUR FAVORITE BLOG POST OF THE ENTIRE YEAR.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Thanks for attending this year's Tosh.0 Blog Awards!  We're off until January 3rd, 2012 — the year the Mayans predicted would be the Tosh.0 blog's funniest year ever!

Happy New Year!

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

We're occasionally forced to throw some show content on here for you guys to watch. Which you do?undoubtedly just to waste time until our next blog post. Right? Right.

The most popular show clip of this year was Cold Steel Blade.

Fuck yeah.

You also really liked Naked Guy Celebrating and Stripper Soaker 6000, because you're all perverts.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

You guys are some vocal sons of bitches! Especially if you hate something. Like, say, Miley Cyrus' music. And that's why the post Miley Cyrus' Performance Of Nirvana Is The Exact Opposite Of Nirvana came in as the most commented post of 2011. For those of you who didn't get to say something horrible regarding Kurt Cobain's suicide the first time, now's your chance!

Runner-up goes to I Think I've Been Shopping At The Wrong Walmart. And a well-deserved third place goes to A Tale of Two Backs.

Thanks for all the feedback, guys. Keep it up! If your words aren't making us cry, they're probably making us laugh.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Your nominations are in for the best post of 2011! We've narrowed it down to your top 10 favorites. And they are…

• The Most Badass Mofo You've Ever Seen
• This Man Needs To Get To A Hospital
• Jesus on a Dog Butt
• The World's Most Offensive Button-Down Shirt
• Send This Card To Your Pregnant Friends
• Finally A Feel Good Jam For All Us Husky Gentlemen
• I'm A Stupid F***ing Cat
• Meet The Masturbation World Champion (But Don't Shake His Hand)
• A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words
• Inside A Walmart Wedding

And now it's time to decide on your ABSOLUTE FAVORITE POST OF 2011. Vote now!

Check back tomorrow when we reveal the winner.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Not only did I molest your ears with this music and your eyes with these nipples, I also called what is clearly a recorder a flute. And so this Flute Tribute To Sting wins as my worst post of 2011.

I've got pages and pages of honorable mentions. Banana driving a car, Antoine Dodson dancing topless for four minutes, this guy yelling at trucks, our in-depth look at the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands, and most of what I posted this past month came close to nabbing the top spot.

Imagine if your work was permanently published online. There would be some regrettable moments.

But, hey, I did save you guys from this! So overall I'd say the year was a success.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

One of my favorite things online this year was Nightmares Fear Factory's photostream. While looking through pages and pages of these priceless pictures I noticed a theme. And so the post People Pulling Other People's Shirts at the Scariest Part of a Haunted House was born.

If at least one of these isn't framed in front of your toilet you're really missing out.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

I don't feel the need to explain myself here. "You Look Just Like Your Mother…I know. Fuck." is clearly the best picture that has ever been posted on this, or any, blog.

Of course like any good parent I have my one favorite child and then it's a tie between the rest of them. The girl with the very long penis, the guy who stabbed someone in the middle of a haircut, and the badass mofo with a pet bunny all hold a special place in my heart.

Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.

Mike and I post a lot of dirty, horrifying, and disgusting shit on here. Because that's what you people like. Dirty, horrifying, disgusting shit. But back in March I took a chance on a baby video and it turned out that you guys are a bunch of softies.

I won't tell Daniel.

Of course you don't want too many posts tagged "adorable". I get that. But every once in a while it's nice to take a break from the racism and the puke and the broken bones to laugh at a baby laughing at ripped paper. Who, judging by the pillow in the background, might have just been high.

Good times.

And now we return to your regularly scheduled racism.