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Mr. Chi City of "Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women" fame has posted a new video titled "YouTube is Dying," which eloquently "exposes" the website for all of it's trickery in only 13 short minutes.

Thank God he's here to tell us how it all works. Between all of his dating and conspiracy knowledge, all of my questions have been answered. Unfortunately, I have some bad news for Chi City: unless he is talking about beverages that will get you chicks, people are going to find him hard to take. But "A" for effort, Mayne. Really.

If you want to "refresh" your memory with his big hit video that got him all his Internet fame, check out "Keeping your refrigerator stocked will get you many women" below.

This week's unclaimed domain:

WaterBoreding.com

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You're watching Fox News (just pretend). It's five pundits rehashing old debates about rendition and Karl Rove. It's boring. It's really boring. You are being "water boreded."

That clever little witticism in dot com form is still up for grabs. We're just as surprised as you are.

Here are some potential uses for waterboreding.com:

• A blog about ways to distract yourself whilst engaging in the most monotonous and inhumane sport on the planet, swimming.
• A database of MP3s to pass the time while torturing someone 266 times.
• A review site about the world?s most interesting beverages.
• A Java game with no way of winning, where you just watch someone wakeboarding from the back of a boat.
• Or, just buy it and forward it to the Tosh.0 Blog!

Last week's Unclaimed Doman, runninglatte.com, was purchased by Vanessa Heckman in a matter of moments! So, act quickly! This post alone will probably give you enough backlinks for 5 or 6 hits.

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